T is psychologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys, monkeys, use their thumb to read messages. don’t change your finger now its to late !
Modern obedient nice kindly excellent young hey!that’s me. don’t b sad even ur name is also there, read d 1st letter of every word.
Difference between fate n stupidity: if ur father is poor, then its ur fate, if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
U r a donkey d = decent o = outclass n = nice k = kind e – excellent y = young if yes then sms me proud 2 be a donkey:)
1 day you’ll b surprised 2 c me beside u. u & me laughing, u & me crying, u & me dreaming, u & me holding on, u & me… just u & me sitting in a mental hospital & me checking u.
Qualities a friend must have: cute as crocodile. smart as donkey. active as turtle. fit as hippo. matured as monkey. sincerity like dog. no doubt you are my good friend
I like watching you, i like to spend my time with you. but you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the zoo!!!
I’m at police station. the police caught me & filed a case against me of “possession of good looks” . i’m doomed, need some ugly monkey 2 bail me out , where r u?
Hey! can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. i’m playing cards and i’m missing the joker!!!
Two facts of life fact 1 : u cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. fact 2 : after reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha