Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. please tell them ur age.
God granted me one wish. i asked for world peace, he said its impossible please ask for something else. i asked him to make you intelligent, he said wait let me try world peace…
Not every flower can represent love, but rose did it. not every tree can stand thirst but cactus did it. not every monkey can read sms but you did it…
2day i have not sent sms 2 anybody except u. 2day i have not thought about anybody except u. because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
Man: your place or mine? woman: both. you are going to yours, and i”m going to mine. man: i know how to please a woman. woman: well, please leave me alone. man: please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! woman: go to hell
In the morning i do not eat because i think of you, at noon i do not eat because i think of you, in the evening i do not eat because i think of you, at night i do not sleep because i am hungry
U r on a bus & u need 2 fart … but d music is really loud, so u time ur farts with d beats. after a couple ov songs, u start 2 feel better as u approach ur stop, as u r leaving d bus, people really staring down at u n that’s when u realize . . . . . . . . you’ve been listening 2 ur i pod !! u know what. . . am telling u tom it’s . . . . . . . . . smell.
If someone hurts you, ignore it if you can’t ignore it, forget it if you can’t forget, laugh at it if you can’t laugh, you deserve it
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Punctuate the following “i am that stupid who is wasting time in punctuating the sentence in which sender asked me stupid” punctuate and resend to me
Hey dude a piece of advice for you … !! never think yourself as an ugly person always consider yourself a beautiful monkey…… =p ;->