Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga… pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Superman is flying spider man is jumping batman is running hit man is fighting gentleman is sending sms doberman is reading sms ha ha ha.
Cellphone using is very dangerous & it damages the brain but, u r so lucky, no brain.! no damage.! no problem.!!!
A bf brought present 4 his gf gf(after opening) what d hell would i do with dis diwali rocket ? bf : u wanted stars na? now sit on it n get lost!!
Plz don’t neglect this msg a poor boy suffering from mental disorder needs shock treatment plz send ur photo so that he gets the proper shock
Which is the painful way of death? poison, murder, accident!, tsunami!!! don’t worry. its simple very very simple. ‘ur smile’.
21st century is truly lifeless: communication: wireless cooking: fire less youth: jobless this msg: meaningless sender: priceless reader: useless
Do u remember ur childhood? wen u went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper – uncle how much cost of that monkey?…and shop keeper reply-that is a mirror my child..
Everything has a day… every pet has a day… every fool too has a day! hope you might have enjoyed your day!
News: . . 3 chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another taking bath in swimming pool and the third one was caught reading this text message.
Yesterday was an international day for the mentally disabled. please send an encouraging message to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done…