Na jane kon sa hadsa akhbar me aa jaye na jane kon sa sikka bajar me aa jaye are chor-uchakko ke sath bhi dosti kar lo yaaro na jane kon kal sarkar me aa jaye.
Mari 1 vat yad rakhjo jivan ma kai male na male 2 vastu hamesha hak thi mangi j levi . . . . gathiya sathe extra sambharo ane panipuri khadha pa6i, kori puri.???????
When all of them had a cup in hand, the professor said: . "if u noticed, all the nice looking & expensive cups are taken up, leavng-behind the ordinary ones. everyone of u wanted the best cups, & that is the source of ur stress & tension. what u really wanted was "coffee", not the "cup", but u still went for the best cup. if life is coffee, then jobs,money ,status & love etc are the cups. they are just tools to hold and contain life don't let the cups drive u. enjoy the coffee..?
What is important is within us. a group of friends visited their old university professor. conversation soon turned to complaints about 'stress ' & 'tension' in life. professor offered them coffee & returned from kitchen with coffee in different kinds of cups (glass cups, crystal cups, shining ones, some plain looking, some ordinary n some expensive ones.
Ek pagal tha..?? . . . . wo msg padh rha tha.. . . . ussy pata tha ki usey pagal kaha hai... . . . woh phir bhi msg padh raha tha... . . kya karta ? bechara pagal jo tha.?? . . us ka dimagi santulan is qadar khrab tha k wo yeh padne k baad bhi muskura raha tha.. . . bechara hansta hi raha ab tk.. . . pagal jo tha...??
Ab to iqrar karlo . aur na tadpao . abto bata do . aur na sharmaao . arre bol bhi do . ki . aap . hmse . . bhi zyada kanjus ho sms krne me .
Khte hain rose sabse sundar hota hain lekin kuch insan rose se bhee sundar hote hain . . . . . . . jaise . . . . . . ap . . . . . . . . . ko msg bhejne vala
Accident… where r u?? whats ur blood group?? sms urgently there’s an accident and blood is needed immediately dont b late…. if u r late……………… a monkey will die…… save your generation
Abcdef a – b – c- d attractive, beautiful, cute, dear e- f- g excellent, funny, genius, h – i j hello i am joking…
In an engineering university during a math’s class: student: why do we have to learn this? teacher: to save lives!!!!! student: how does math save lives? teacher: it keeps idiots like you out of medical college… :(