Please send ur bio-data to vodafone, u’ll get job+chance to come on tv. so apply soon, bcoz vodafone dog has dead, now vodafone need monkey!!
Today a phone without wire is fashion. one day will come… when human without brain will be a fashion . on that day my friend, u will rock.
So sweet is ur smile??? so sweet is ur style??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet is ur eye????? see .......how sweetly i lie.
2day is international handsum boys and beautiful girls day, so send this msg to some1 who looks smart and cute. pls dont send back to me. i hve already received 10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa and i m still receiving. alaga poranthalae ipdithan.. i think this is the 1st sms for u..
Pad likh kar kya karna hai, akhir ek din honewali biwi ko toh chodhna hai. chaar-paach randiyo ko abi chodhle, kyuki future me tera khada kaha honewala hai?
Aap ke liye ek film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai. heroin aap ko gufa me le jayegi aur aur aur goli mar degi.film hai "gufa me kutte ki maut"
College girls:jab hum aapas me gandi baatein karte hain to ladko ke kaan khade ho jate hain! boys:acha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?
Welcome 2 "sach ka samna"jawab sirf han ya na me dena hai.toh lo ap k liye pehla sawal kya apne mandiro se chhapal churana chod diya hai..??reply jaruri hai.
Kya aap k sur par seengh hain??. just check it nahi hai nahi r u sure?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yes koi baat nahi "gadhe" k bhi nahi hote.ha ha?
Aaj apne dil ke derwaze hamare liye khol do jo kuch bi dil me he bol do.. agar hamara sms acha nahi laga to isi waqt. apna mobile tod do.
Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri isliye hum aansu bahate rahe