Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, aur kitna intezar karu tere jokes ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai
"har safar may sath hum dengy, apni dosti ki soghat hum dengy, girne lage tum to hath hum dengy, or na b gire tum? to peechy se 1 laat hum dengy..
One of the intelligent monkey missing in zoo.! its name is.. is.. is.. is.. is. is.. is! don’t worry it is not u, becos it is intelligent..
Achi baat to sabko achi lagti ha, . lekin jb tumhe kisi ki buri baat b buri na lage to smjho. tumhe pyar, nhi howa . zaleel hone ki adat ho gai ha.
Thori thori hi sahi mgr batien to kia karo….. “d_g” chup rehty ho to aqalmand aqalmand se lagty ho…. :o hidden bezti… =d
Girlfriend & police main kia baat common hay ??? . . . socho ! . . socho ! . . aur socho ! . . donoo hi paisa kha kr chor dete hain ! lol
What is the thing that confuses an idiot? . . . think... . . think more... . . didn't get? ok, i am telling the answer. ans: a toothpaste . . . confused??? . i knew u would be confused. read the sms again...
Girls ki shopping? . . inhe kharidna kuch nhi hota bas; . . . ye dekho, wo dekho, ye kya hai, wo kya hai, ye kitne ka hai, wow wo kitne ka hai; . 5 hours ghumkar dupatta pack karva kar, paani-puri kha kar chali aati hain.. aur facebaok pe status dalti hain... "shopping at mall,enjoying a lot"..
Conductor ek bache se- tu hamesha darwaze pe khada rehta hai, tera baap chowkidaar hai kya...? . . . . bacha- tu hamesha paise maangta rehta hai . . . tera baap bhikhari hai kya..?