5th class student to his frnd yar kbhi school ki teacher se pyar nahi krna chahiye . . . . dost-kyu.? . . . . . student-sala love letter likh kr diya tha homework samjh kar check kr diya.....
Don't stand too much n front of mirror. even d mirror will fal n lov wit u, bcz u r so cute. .for more jokes recharge rs.30/week to my number:
( janwar ) 1. tota duniya ki har zaban bol sakta hai.. 2. oont 15 din tak bager kuch khaye safar kr sakta hai.. 3. dog dunya ka sb se ziyada wafadar janwar hai.. agey na parho.! mat parho agey kuch nahi hay na parho . last warning hy. na parho? dekho izzat ka sawal hy. kaha na na parho! bat man lo! 4. gadha jis kam se mna karo wohi krta hai! hogai izzat?
Bhikhari (car me bethi lady se): "madam 10 rs dedo . . lady ne paise de diye . . bhikhari jane laga tabi lady boli:" baba dua to dete jao.. . . . . bhikhari:" car me to baithi hai moti.. ab kya "rocket pe baithegi"
Bhikari: hello, pizza hut? operator: yes. bhikari: 6 large pizza, 6 burger, 3 pepsi. operator: kis naam se bhejusir? . . . . . . . bhikari: allah ke naam pe bhej de baba. ...
Hai. wo 5 second baad behosh ho jaata hai.. . . (^_^) 00:01 . . (?_?) 00:02 . . (+_+) 00:03 . . (?_?) 00:04 . . (*_*) 00:05 . . . . nahi huye na? . khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate . mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya, khud apney husn k dewana hogaya, muqabl-e-husn mei hisa lia aap ny bhi, auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Ek buzurg se maine pucha . aap hmesha zameen pe kyu bethte ho.? . buzurg ne bahut khubsurat jawab diya. . . . . . . . . . beta.. me kahi bhi bethu tumhare baap ka kya ja raha hai.
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai kya apne kaha 6? galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he bade aye! cricket k shoukin.
Train me 1 chhore ne t.t.e. se kaha "mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha dijiyega, agar main na jagu to zabardasti utaar dijiyega. muje subah interview dena hai." . . subah 8 baje chhora jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha ! . . chhora tte ko gaaliyaan dene lga......! logo ne tte se kaha ke wo apko gaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai.!! . . . . tte - main ye soch raha hu ki subah jisko maine zabardasti patiyala me utaar diya hai woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha hoga..
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. smart boy - sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho....