How 2 catch squirrels? it’s simple. just climb a tree & sit, squirrels will come in search of u… u know y? coz they love nuts!
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… open ur eyes ! now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
Today, tomorrow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. you know whose? your own stupid!
What is the difference between monkey & donkey ? monkey saves this message & donkey deletes this message. choice is urs??..:p
What is self insult? an angry boss- tumne kabhi ullu dekha he? employee (sar jhuka ke)-no sir! boss- niche kya dekh rahe ho? look at me..
Ek aadmi college k toilet me gaya, ander toilet seat per baita to samne diwar pe likha tha "itna jor agar padai main lagata to kisi achhi seat per baitha hota"
Super bezti =d larki: mera bag 2500, sandal 2200 aur suit 3000 ka hai. . . . . . . . . . . larka: bs karo, pehlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kr lo 5 rupay wali hair band nazar aarahi hai..:p
Arz kia hai. . daastaan-e-ishq main lazawaal wafa ho jao… . . . . . musalsal khafa hi rehna hai tou daffaa ho jao… ! :-d
A guy asked a girl in a library, “do you mind if i sit beside you?” the girl answered with a loud voice, “i don’t want to spend the night with you!!!” all the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. after a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him, “i study psychology, and i know what a man is thinking. i guess you felt embarrassed, right?” the guy responded with a loud voice, “$200 just for one night!? that’s too much!!!” and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear, “i study law, and i know how to make someone feel guilty.”
Height of insult boy :-you look like a barbie. girl :-*happily* you mean beautiful&tall ?. boy : no, plastic & without brain..xd :-p o_o
Tömhari kanjösi dil ko bha gai mujhe bhi apne balance ki qader aa gai socha ab tum ko message na karon magr kambakht free sms ki last date aa gai
Aapki aankhen tmatar ki tarh, aapki nak bhindi ki trah, aapka muh gobhi ki tarh , he bhagwan tune ek dost bhi diya wo bhi sabji mandi ki tarh.