Ek baar ki baat hai , . ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kissing . . . . wowwww . . . ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi kissing . . . par . . . . . aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . some text missing...... (..)
Mirchi muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . ? . kheton me lagti hai mere bhai hamesha apni bum ke bare me hi kyu sochte ho?
Achha ek bat batao, gadha tanhai me kya mehsus karta hai? * - > koi jaldi nahi hai mehsus karke bata dena!.....
*. . .agar koi pyari si larki apko "i love u" bole to 3 baten ho skti hen 1.uski aankhen khrab hy 2.ya uska diamag kharab ha 3.ya wo khud kharab hai. . .*
Har khushi teri taraf mod doo tere liye chand tare tak tod doo khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol doon, itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol doo
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. sir ji r u sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du?
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai upar likha hai most wanted neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai. awesome
Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.
Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo.
1.saa 2.re 3.ga 4.maa 5.paa 6.dha 7.nee 8.saa khud ko pehchan ne k liye kripya 3 aur 6 firse dohraye.
Qasam hai tuje meri maot k bad meri qabar py mat aana ,,, " dost " suna hai tum ? qabar se agarbatiya churatey ho,,,
1 makkhi pakro usay maro uska gosh banaö phir gosh ko baich kar jo paise aye uska balance dalwao phir sms karo kanjus makkhi choos