Press down if you think you are mad, i can’t believe u did that! again? for god sake! why u still doing it? truth is out now! mental case
Your network tariff has changed! call charges are now calculated according to brain size. the smaller the cheaper! congrats you can make free calls!
Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or parathe lekar 'ma baap' college me padh rhe bete se milne gaye unhe saade kapdo me dekh 1 ladki ne pucha "who r they?" ladke ne kaha "they are servants from my village" maa baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye "humara beta ab angreji bolne laga hai" agar msg free ho or aap apne"maa paa"se bahut pyar karte ho to ye msg itna forward karo k koi ladka/ladki apne "maa paa"k sath aisa na kare
Last few working days of sachin....... all hr teams should learn from bcci, how to treat an employee during notice period...
Arranged marriage is parents way of saying ,"rehne do, tumse nahi hoga. hum hi tumhara kuch jugaad karte hai !"
Ek bachha road pe kutte ko le ja raha tha. ek police wala haste hue bola beta, apne bhai ko kahaan le jaa rahe ho?? . . . . bachha: police me bharti karwaane.
Mr. bean puts pencil into a horlicks bottle! why? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? to make the pencil taller, stronger & sharper. he is so intelligent! just like u.. ;-)
To. the s.m.s. police station sir, as my friend is not sending me sms,i kindly request u to take action immediately & encounter his dabba mobile. thank u
Kanjoos ke roop me aapko yad kiya jayega. kanjoosi ka aapko "award" diya jayega. bhool se koi call/sms mat kar dena. warna ye "award" haath se nikal jayega.
I searched many gardens for a flower, to give you as gift. but, i didn’t find any flower beautiful than your smile. for more jokes, sms “jokes” to 54321
Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. perfect! you’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.