Maine pani main 1 sikka dala or , uparwale se 1 pyara sa dost manga & mujhe aap mil gaye or' asman se awaz aayi :- 1 rupay mai aisa hi milega..........??!!!!
Devdas ne 'paro' ke ghar ke samne susu kar dia. paro ne pucha-dev ye tumne kya kiya? dev bola-gam itna jyada tha ki aansu apnarasta bhul gaya.
2pyaj 3lehsun 5gm jeera 3 kali meerch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil,1 cup paani, or thoda sa hara dhaniya. pata hai hum kya banarahe hain. apko ullu, wo bh swaadanusar
Apke smile mai wo magic hai, jaha pe log marte hai, apke kapdo me wo gandagi hai, jaha pe kide palte hai, is liye hum apko surf excel ka pack gift karte hai!!!
Meharban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegibandar nachega mobile uthaega padhega muskuraega ab forward karke dusoro ko hasayega
Bhikhari-do u love me? girl-shakal dekhi hai apni is se achha to main khudkushi kar lu bhikhari-sali mar jayegi par kisi greeb ke kaam nahi aayegi....
Tum 1 aise "don" ho jiske pass har "taale" ki "chaabi" hai,tabhi to aapko "don" with "key" kehte hain.. aur .. .... aur pyarse "donkey" kehte hain..
Jisko hasino ki gulami nahi aati, uske jiwan me koi kahani nahi aati, kar do ab tum bhi khul kar ijhar pyare, samandar me susu karne se "sunami" nahi aati...
Mandir se roj nai chappl pahen ke aate ho, muft ka prasad bhijaib bhar kar late yho. apko hunar ki kasm, batao mera sms kitnoko bhej kar naam kamate ho?
Utho alsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo.. . . . . . . . ...accha aap ho? sorry, aap to wapas so jao usi mai desh ki bhalayi hai..
Mein sawan hoon tum baadal ho, mein normal hoon tum pagal ho, mein pani tum tanki ho,mein tarzan hoon tum monkey ho!!
Teacher:cyclone kya hota hai student:cycle ke liye liya gaya lone cyclone hota hai teacher:kisne sikhaya student:jo bacha padh raha hai