Sone ka bahana hai ye raaz kisi ko batana hai are kuchh nahi sochte uske bare mai bas subhah shaam usko satana hai kyonki kutte paltu bnane ka jamana hai
Gabbar:are o sambha ye kaun log hai jo sms ke jawab nahi dete re? sambha:sardar ye wo log hai jo missed call karne ke baadbhi balance check karte hai.
Dard kya hai ye ham se pucho, ke yaaro hum dil ke maare hai, pyaar kiyaa thaa hamane phul jaankar, unhone to paththar maare hai
Kya aap mujhe abhi call kar sakte ho foran bat koi nahi hai mere 1 friend ko aapki aawaj sunani hai sala yakin hi nahi karta ki bhoot pret bhi hotey hai
Aapka rista humare suro ka saaz hai, aap jaise apno par hume naaz hai, chahe kuch bhi ho jaye zindagi mai, ye rishta kal bhi waisa rahega jaisa aaj hai
Aaj lanka pate rawan ki 98420 vi barsi hai unki yaad mai plz ye sms kam se kam kisi ek 'rakshas' kozaroor send kare maine apna farz pura kar diya
Ek hawa ka jhoka uske sath mein ek khusbu ka jhoka laya fhir mujhe yaad aya ki oh ladka aaj bhi nahi nahayaa.
Science teacher: tare kado tutde ne ? student:- "koi mutiar, pehla karke pyar, vaade karke hazar, jado tordi a saare, odo tutde ne taare..
Aap ltne achhe lagte ho. . . dil ko mere bhate ho. . . kasam se woh ada to aap ki jaan le lati hai. . . jab aap naak se gubbara phulate ho
Kya apke seeng hai? ?? check karo ? kya hua nahi hai don't disappoint koi baat nahi. dil chhota mat karo kisi bhi gadhe ke nahi hote hahaha
Yaad karo wo 'din', wo suhane 'pal', jab 'ladko' selekar 'ladkiyan' bhi tumhe 'kiss' kiya karte thae, par tumhariphuti 'kissmat' ki us waqt tum 'huggies' pehna karte thae
Recipe;ek katoora lo.. usme angur lo.. ek angur muh main dalo ab aina dekho dish tayyar.. dish ka naam.... langur ke muuh main angur...