Asman mai tum ho zameen mai tum ho hawaa me tum ho zihdhar dekhu waha tum dettol wali aunty theek hai keahti hai kitaanu har jagah hote hai
Arz kiya hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apnikisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door haiwah wah wah
Jab kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab seypehley liya jayega. galati se bhi ab sms na kerdena varna awardhaath sey nikal jayega!!
Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya saath mai teri khushbu laya tab jakemere dil ko khayal aaya mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudigovt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
When i was sad u r with me when i was crying u r with me when i was unhappy u r with me now i understand that whenever u r with me i am in trouble!!
1glass pani lo usme neem ke ped ke phul dalo2 ghante ke liyerakho phir 10min garam kar ke thanda karne ke baad pilo kanjusike kidey mar jayenge
Happy dog day ye msg usko send karo jo apki najar me sabsebada kutta ho, maine to send kar diya hai, ab tumhari bari hai, abmujhe he send kar ke kutton wali harkat mat karna
Arj kiya hai udhar aap khamosh baithe hai, idhar hum majboorbaithe hai. baat ho to kaise ho jab dono taraf do kanjoos baithehai wah~wah~wah
Aaj bahut khosi ki baat hai ek kutte ka bachha paida hua lekintum khush mat ho kyun ki wo bacha tumhi ho.
Lekar dil wapas kiya nahi jata, yu nazuk dil ko zakhm diya nahijata sach much ye duniya bahut zalim hai, sms sasta hai fir bhitujhse ye kiya nahi jata.