Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem. your brain has 2 parts: left and right. the left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it
Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai, toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai, tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai, bandar jab koi as pas hota hai.
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, dil mein gum rakhta hun, pata tha sms ayega tera, isliye disprin sang rakhta hun.
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, sitaron mein chamak aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se, magar akeley mein, tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi, ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna ke ghar ja raha tha, ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui. dukhi aadmi bola: lagta hai pahunch gai.
Sawaal: patni mayke jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? jawaab: taki pati ko yaad rahe musibat tali nahi phir aanewaali hai.
Tum hoti to aissa hota tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat peitna hasti, tum is baat pe ye kehti, tum us baat pe wo kehti, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!!
Aap agar pagal ho to sms padhte hi miss call kijiyega, maha pagal ho to sms kijiyega, bewakoof ho to call kijiyega. aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega
Ek bikhari ne awaz lagyi babu ji roti milegi andar se awaz aaibiwi ji ghar pe nahi hai. bhikhari maine chumma nahi roti maangihai
Ram ne lanka par akraman karne ki tayyari kar rahe hai. 2000bandar sena chahiye, 1999 ki bandobast ho gaya, bas tumharijarurat hai.