Insults Messages

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? leave a message and i'll get back to you.

Don't feel special, i only keep your number in my phone so i know not to answer when you call.

Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

Din katte hain teri khatir rote-rote, . . . kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote, . . . kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.

Bazu me dam rakhta hun, dil me gam rakhta hun, aapki dosti ke baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, pata tha mujhe sms aayega. iss liye disprin saath rakhta hun..

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayee ab saal bhi ho jayega ab to kehna mano chalo zid na karo aaj to naha lo….

Dhree dhreee say zindingi may ana dhree dhree se jara pit ko khujana

Radio pr rashta gaan aa rha. tha gao ke khuch bande kehto me potti krne gae hu te radio lekar gao valo ne phucha aaj ko majha aa gaya ho gaya jo babde potti karne gaye hud te. vo cheellakar bole khakh maja aaya khade ho kar karne padi

Khudi ko karke buland aisa khudi ko karke buland aisa chada vo jese tese kudha ne bande se khud pucha aabe. aab utrega kese....

Self insult? best one... an angry boss: tumne kabhi gadha dekha hai.? employee: (head down)..no sir... boss: niche kya dekh rahe ho...look at me..

Jinki shakl dekhkar shisha bhi tut jaye. . aajkl un saalo ki bhi do-do setting hai....!!

Sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.