Mausam shabab ka, nasha shrab ka, parda janab ka, or rung gulab ka, in sabse haseen in sabse lajwab dekho sms padne wala, . . mendak talab ka.
Rocking pj.. 1.saa 2.re 3.ga 4.maa 5.paa 6.dha 7.nee 8.saa khud ko pehchan ne k liye kripya 3 aur 6 firse dohraye.
Tata nano car ,,__.-"""""^-.___ "---@----@---' bhej raha hu.. oho! chehre pe smile to dekho.. gift nahi hai. serviceing kar k wapas kr dena.
Gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum, buddhe ka chyawanpraash ho tum, idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakaas ho tum..!!!
Chala ja msg tu ban ke gulab, hogi sachhi dosti to aayega jawab, agar na aaye jawab to mat hona udaas, samjh lena bartan maanj rahe honge janab.
Mera nuber change ho gaya hai . . . . . . . . . . agar tujhe meri purani chapal chahiye ho to leja sharma mat pagal tu toh jigar hai apna
Congratulations sms na karne par aapko mba ki degree di jati hai, mba bole to membar of bhikari association hasso mat.
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, har pal aapki faryad karte hai, roz khat likhte hai cartoon network ko, aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.
Sms karne main kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai kyunki balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai jab kanjoos loogon se sms ka jawab aata hai.
Apki kahani meri jubani:- apke pas dimag hai, chalta nahi alag baat hai. aap smart ho, koi manta nahi alag baat hai. aap shareef ho, lagte nahi alag baat hai. kafi ijjat he aapki, koi krta nhi alag baat hai, itni beijati ho rahi he apki fir b msg padh rahe ho, kya baat hai..
Khuda bohot mehrban he ki usne dosto ki koi qeemat nhi rakhi vrna hm ap jse dost ki qeemat kese ada krte qki chawanni athhani ab kaha chlti he.
Jb tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga dekho gussa mat hona qki jb tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj v bandar he.