Chand ko gurur hai k uske pass noor hai, to kya hua, mujhe bhi gurur hai ke mera sms padhne wala ek langoor hai.
Meharban kadardan dekhiye mera sms ka kamal, ghanti bajegi bandar nachega, mobile uthayega sms padhega muskurayega ab bandar reply karne ka hosiya367Ri dikhaiga.
Fizao me tum ho, ghatao me tum ho, hawao me tum ho, baharo me tum ho, dhoop me tum ho, chaoon me tum ho, ab tum hi batao mere sanam, kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.!
Meharban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajagi, bandar aayega mobile uthayega, sms padhega muskuraega, ab forword kar ke hoshiyari dekhiyega.!!
Mazbur kr deti h dosti hmari warna jitne tum kanjus ho dil krta h blank msg bhi n karu (',')/ "oye! feel kro /( ( beizati ho _/ \_rahi hai.
Congratulations sms na karne par apko mba ki degree di jati hai, mba bole to member of bhikari association haso mat dusre bhikari ko send karo...;-) from bad boyz
Hamare sms padh ke log samajte hai.. . ki in ko toh aadat hai paise udane ki, . par wo pagle kya jane ki ye bhe ek ada hai kanjuso ko sharam dilane ki..
Subhah jaldi uth ker naha ker saaf kapde pehan kar bhagwan ke samne baith kar aankhen band kar ke sache mun se puchna bhagwan jab tu akal baat rha tha us waqt mein kha tha
. " /" . | | bol aur bol ,/(.".), aapke liye galat baat bol raha tha ulta kr diya isko .. pata hai aapko intelligent bol raha tha.
Height of insult: girl msgs her bf: jaan, i can`t live without u. will u marry me??? reply comes: who`s this? i lost all my contacts.
Roses r red violets r blue, monkeys like ushould be kept in zoo. don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you. :)
What happened 2 your network? i tried 2 call u but the operator said "welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree... plz try later."