Mere marne ke baad aye dost aansu mat bahan... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aanaa... agar waha mai na dikhu to samajh le tu narak me hai.
Andhe ke haath me "troch" bahre ke haath me "redio" gunge ke haath me "mike" aur aapk haath me "mobile" wah wah wah wah wah wah kya janana aaya hai.
Ek aap ho kitne achche ho, kitne bhole ho, kitne pyaare ho, kitne smart ho, kitne sweet ho. aur ek hum ki jhooth pe jhooth bolte ja rahe hai.
Kya andaz hai, kya jalwa hai, kya stayle hai aur kya smile hai, sms to karte nahi aur garv se kahte ho mere paas mobile hai.
Hiiii guys meri bat gor se sunna agar koi aapko pagal kahe to aap dukhi mat hona afsos mat karna rona b nai darna b nai bus aaram se chair par baith kar sochna ki sale ko pata kaise chala
Jis din kanjus ko oskar award diya jayegaa, aapka naam sabse pahle aayegaa, bhool kar bhi sms mat karna, "warnaa" oskar kisi aur ko mil jayegaa.
Dhup me chamakti profile hai, sabse alag tera style hai, kya ada hai kya smile hai naak pochh ne ki akal nahi aur hath me mobile hai....
Hospital attendence: langda present sir, kana present sir andha present sir, mental mental beta sms baad me pad liyo, teri absent lag jayegi.
Pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do pyar ka saccha updesh bhej do agar pyar ko 1 sms na bhej sako to subah uthkar kisi ko apna mobile bech do.
Mobile ek mandir hai, sim card uska devata, call karne wala pujari, sms bhejne wala dani, padhane wala bhakt, reply na karne wala bhikhari.
Patte gir sakte hain pead nahi, suraj doob sakta hai aasman nahi, dharti sookh sakta hai daryaa nahi, duniya sudhar sakti hai par aap nahi.!
Dil se msg karnewale dildar hote he! shan se msg karnewale shandar hote he! jaan se msg karnewale jaandar hote hote he! kaam se msg karnewale kaamchor hote he!