Ye sms jin shareef logo ko milta hai 5 second bad unka mobile off ho jata hay 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 nahi hua? shareef hoty to ho jata
How to impress kaamwali bai ???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . had hoti hain yaar, tum log iss mei bhi "intrested" ho :p sudher jao re :d
Hum b kya kismat likha kar aaye h khuda ke darbar se zamin mili to banjar or dost mile to "kanjar" saale yaad hi nhi karte.
Police ko body mili hai, kale dant hain, ghosle jaise bal hain, shakal paglon jaisi, mujhe teri chinta ho rahi hai, zara miss call to mar.(':')
Animals ki khasiyat bandar: inteligent dog: wafadar aap plz ab aage na padna . . . . maan jao . . . plz mt padho . . gadha: wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo.;)
Tabiyat theek nahi thi. potti aa rahi thi. tantrik ko dikhaya,to bola "bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor papi ko sms karo theek ho jaoge. ab accha mehsoos ho rha hai.
Khud ko kr le kanjus itna ki hr sms bhejne se pehle service provider khud call kr ke apse pooche sir ji, r u sure msg bhejna hai ya sending fail kr du..
Duniya me kuch aise gadhe hai. . . . . jinhe har sawal ka jawab sirf na mein dena ata hai, . . . . kya aap bhi un me se ek hai?
Lips mirchi ki tarah, gaal tamatar ki tarah, face gobi ki tarah, eye matar ki tarah ya allah ek dost v diya wo v puri sabji mandi ki tarah......!
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg. parhne walo ko mera salam, paani pine walo kabhi pepsi piya karo, fokat ka msg. parhne walo kabhi msg v kiya karo...!
3 dost thay billu gullu ulloo : billu: b.s.c main parh raha hai : gullu: m.a main parh raha hai : or hamara ulloo= sms parh raha hai : haa haa haa