A-u r attractive, b- u r best, c- u r cute, d-u r dear, e-u r excellent, f- u r funny, g-u r great, h-he he he, i-i am, j-joking.
Ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… congratulations! u have successfully learnt the monkeys language. come to collect ur banana.
I m at police station. the police caught me and filed a case against me of “possession of good looks” i’m doomed, need some ugly monkey 2 bail me out , where r u?
Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money & even lose ur mind but 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose what u don’t have!
Sweetest kiss: on 4head loveliest kiss: on cheeks most romantic kiss: on lips n d hottest kiss:…. … … … … on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km. just try it!!!
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you….. please go back to zoo, they all really miss you!
Friends are like fish. u have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. just like i caught u. so better stay nice otherwise i will fry you
Aankhon me sharafat, chaal me nazakat, dil me sachai, cheray par safai, isi liye tou . . . . . har larki aap ko pyar se kehti hai “bhai”
Arz kiya hai madmast hawarein hain, mausam bhi suhana hain. bandar sms padh raha hai. kya educated zamana hai...