Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha... saari duniya tumhe bewkuf kyon kehti hai? . . . . . . . . niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do..
Darna hai to fear files dekho. rona hai to balika vadhu dekho. nachna hai to dance india dance dekho. aur hasna hai to shisha dekho, kasam se haste haste pagal ho jaoge.
Sine me dil dil me dard dard me yaqin yaqin me khyal khayal me khwab khwab me tasvir tasvir me sirf ap! itna darawna khuwab? baap re baap.
Kal raat kutta bhonk raha thaa wao0o0o wao0o wao00o wao0o0o wao00o wao00o wao0o0o wao0o haan haan bilkul aise he..! ('.') <( )> tum hi _//_ the kya!.
Phone k rishte b ajib hote hai. balance rakhkar b log garib hote hai khud to msg krte nhi hai, muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin hote h.?
Solid insult boy: (girl ko jealous feel karane k liye) dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi he. . . . girl: ye to kuch bhi nahi he jab mene pahli baar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni hansi nahi rok payi thi ;d :p
Classic insult: girl: mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour se aa rahi hu. boy: arey.!! parlour aaj bhi band tha kya. ? ;-)
Tufaani bejjati. boy n girl on fb: girl: you never smile na?? boy: how can you say this?? girl: your smiling pics are missing here boy: ok then do u bath daily?? girl: ya ofcourse.. why are you asking ?? boy: no, i haven't seen any pic…. :d :p xd
Love is: when you drink the same coconut water putting two straws... frndship is: when you have 1 coconut, use only 1 straw & say.... .. "aaja bhikari le tu b pee le..."
Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? chalo jane do, ye tumhara personal mamla he, muje kya? bas gir mat jana..
Kya aap mujhe abhi call kar sakte ho foran, baat koi khas nahi hai. mere ek frnd ko aapki aawaz sunani h. wo yakin hi nahi karta ki "bhoot pret bhi hote h.
7 sur jisme aap chhupe ho 1. saa 2. re 3. ga 4. maa 5. paa 6. dha 7. nee khud ko pehchanane ke liye sirf 3 aur 6 ko padho...