2 brilliant minds pathan & sardar pani peeny gaey to glass ulta para tha sardar: iska to moo he band hy pathan: haan rehne do neechy sy bhi toota howa hy.
Heights of feka-feki: interviewer: why did u leave ur last job? : , , , , , , , , candidate: the company shifted their 0ffice & didn't tell me where it is...!!?
Suraj se acha sitara koi nahi, jaisa hai rishta hamara koi nahi, chaahe saari duniya mein dhund lo, mujh jaisa pyara aur aap jaisa awara koi nahi.
Msg na karke dil tod diya mera ab apna i-phone ko dafna dena kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena koi puche rog kya tha..? to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjoosi bata dena..!
Aap ke haath mein mobile hai, chehray pe khoob smile hai, msgs ki achi khasi file hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, ye kon sa style hai
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, majburi to dekho is dil ki. reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai, tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost, bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai
Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se . . . . . paper par likh kar almari me band kar do kahin galti se send na ho jaye kanjus.
Tum hanste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sda khil - khilate raho or gungunate raho, mera kya hai? , . . . . log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge
Mujhe apne dil m mt rakhna, agar rakhna hai to, mujhe apne 'dimag' m rakhna, qki . . rahne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rahne m utna hi maza ata hai...:-):-)
Jindagi behaal hai, sur hai naa taal hai, msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai...
Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau, ___(?,?)/___ -_ -_ -_ ? _ - ? - ? - - oye mujhe bahar nikalo, me toh mazak kar raha tha :d