Abey o burai k rasgulle pap ki barfi bewafaayi k laddu badmashi k chocolate matlabi chuski jhooth k kalakand tu kitna "sweet" hai re !!
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
I enquired everything about "u". good family, good character, good looking, fine personality, no bad habits, calm going. so plz, can u marry my dog "benzy"
A study has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading a sms. now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! catch another fool!
Ek kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi… raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile.. kutti gabhra gayi… kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi.. hum kutte hai insaan nahi.. 8-o :roll:
Phone ke riste bade ajeeb hote hai, balance rakhkar bhi log ajeeb hote hai, khud to msg karte nahi, muft ke msg padne ke kitne soqin hote hai..
I found alladin's lamp, i asked him to increase ur brain ten times more.. he laughed and told, multiplication does not apply on zero..!'
Aapki ik cheez hame bahut pasand hai, aap jab b koi kam karte ho to dil laga kar karte ho, kiyon ki dimaag to aapke pas hai nahi.
Ponds ki add me gaal dikhate hai, sunsilk ki add me bal dikhate hai, vaslin ki add me hoth dikhate hai, to fir whisper ki add me dhoka q ? jago grahak jago!
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... . . . so always brush ur teeth
Height of insult..! . . guide: i welcome you all to niagara falls. this is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard..!! . . . . now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the niagara falls..!!! :p