Ek baccha roz school se bhaag kar traffic singal pe bhik mangne jata tha, esa kar kar ke usne bahut paise kamaaye, un paiso se usne ek mobile liya, taqdeer dekho aaj vo haramkhor apni hi story khud pad raha hai.
Aaj inbox me tum nazar nahi aaye tamnna k phool fir se murjhaye n jane kin galiyo me kho gye aap hm police station se pagal khane tak dhund aaye...
Kal se tabiyat theek nhi thi . phr 1 baba ko dikhaya baba ne kaha k tm pr jin ka saya hy . kisi kanjoos ko sms karo . . . thank god ab acha feel horaha hy.
Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms... dekha kitne sare sms bheje.......... kuchh sikho mujse...
25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai, mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi. sharmao mat.
Solid beijjati: ek doctor ne naya clinic khola. thodi der baad ek aadmi aaya. doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga. fir phone rakhne ke baad... doctor aadmi se=haa.. bataiye kya hua? aadmi=bsnl se aaya hu. baat khatam ho gayi ho to telephone activate kar du..???
Pyar me duniya khubsurat lagti hi.. dard me duniya dushman lagti hi.. aap jaise pyare dost zindgi me ho to bislery bhi..sali kingfisher lagti h..
Fat guy 2 slim one- tujhe dekh ke aisa lagta hai apne desh me khane peene ki kami hai... slim guy- tu bc khane peene ki is kami ka reason hai lagta hai..
Mother to son: tipu sultan kaun hain ? son : pata nahi mother : padhai pe dhyan do son to mother : chinky aunty kaun hain? mother : pata nahi. son : papa pe dhyan do
Father: tumhare result ka kya hua.........?? . . . son: headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . father: aur tum...?? . . . son: doctor ka beta bhi fail ho gaya, . . . father: aur tumhara result kaisa aaya....?? . . . son: wo wakeel ka beta bhi fail ho gya, . . . father: kamine mai tera pooch raha hun. . . . son: to aap konse rajnikant ho, aapka beta bhi fail hua hai..
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai, jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai, . . . arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai
Jailer- suna hai tum shayar ho..kuch sunaao yaar.. . . . qaidi- "gum-e-ulfat me jo zindgi kati hamari. jis din zamaanat hui zindgi khatam tumhari..."