Khuda kre kisi ko bhi mohhabat me judaiii na mile !!!! . . . . wah wah . . . . . . . . jo meri poste like n krta ho usko garmi me maa kasam peene ko paani hi na mile...
Itne paise me aur kya chahiye maine paani mein ek sikka dala, aur bhagwan se ek pyara sa dost manga. mujhe aap mil gaye, tabhe aasman se aawaz aayi: “1 rupaye me aisa hi milta hai.”
Tabiyat thik nhi thi,bure bure sapne ate the, darr lgta tha dr.ko dikhaya,dr.ne kaha 2-4 pagalo ko sms kro,thik ho jaoge,apko sms kiya abhi acha lag raha h... :-p
Apne phone ko"face wash"laga k garm pani se"dho k" use "kumkum"or "chawal"lagakar "mandir"me chada 2 kyonki "sms"to aap karte nhi to" pooja"hi karlo...
Tere number ko kya ho gaya hai, maine abi call kiya to operator bola "welcome to jungle "aap jis janwar ko call kr rahe hai vo ped pe latka hua hai plz try later
Apne husn pe itna naaz mat kar ..... ae dost...... tere jaisay haseen aur bhi hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "west indies" mein...
Ek african apne bacche ke sath bus mein chadha. conductor-"itna badsoorat baccha aaj tak nahi dekha" african ko bahut gussa aa gaya.santa (african se) - kya hua ????? african - conductor ne meri insult ki. santa - jaa maar saale ko aur la,. . . . . . apna bandar mujhe pakda de......
Bhagwan teri umar lambi kare! bhagwan tujhe nokri de! bhagwan tujhe khush rakhe! bhagwan tujhe barkat de! yaad ho gaya???? to chal katora utha aur shooru ho ja.
Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi, humne kiya to . . . . . . . . . . . caller tune,"tuje bhula diya"...
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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. aap jab bhi koi kam karte ho, dil lagake karte ho.. kyun ki, dimaag to apke paas hay hi nahi.
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)