Height of prank call: boy: hello puja hai kya? aunty: nahi. boy: to karvalo... navratre hain! jai mata di!
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Kuchh log... itne itne itne itne itne itne itne perfect hote hein ki unki taarif mein alfaaz bhi kam pad jaate hein! jaise ke... . . aap . . . . . mujhe hi dekh lo!
Advantage of having an affair with married women... . . . . . . . . . saale, malum tha buhut jaldi nichhe aayega!
God has given you many things like money status power friends family and a lot more. and it's called... . . . . . . allah meherbaan to gadha pehalwan!
I l... ... i lo.. ... i lov. ... i love ... i love y.. i love yo i love you . . . i love you so much! bus yehi kehna chahati thi... . . . heer ranjha se - magar bechari ko english nahi aati thi!
Mujhe neend na aaye, teri yaad sataye... teri yaad aa rahi hai, teri yaad aa rahi hai... yaad teri aayegi mujhko bada satayegi... yaadein yaad aati hain baatein bhool jaati hain... . . . . . yeh songs mujhko buhut achhe lagte hein!
Ek kamaal dekhiye: sirf 'u' lagaiye aur khud ban jaiye... . . . m_rkh b_dh_ d_ffer _ll_ lall_ ghoch_ dekha, everything is incomplete without u!
A girl and a boy got married. aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosre din hi unka bacha hua . . . . . . . . khaana kharab ho geya! fridge mein nahi rakha tha na... don't be shocked... just read it again carefully!