India's 3-1 defeat against england in test series 2014: alia bhatt: mummy aur everest ko test team mein lena chahiye. mahesh bhatt: kiski mummy? aur kaun everest? alia bhatt: woh bolte hai na, "test mein best, mummy aur everest"!
If you have black eyes then your name is ruru! but why? . . . . . . because yeh kali kali aankhen... tu ruru... t ruru!
Generation gap: mama aamir khan: papa kehte hain bada naam karega. bhanja imran khan: daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri!
Aryabhatt, great mathematician and astronomer revealed the secret of eclipse. aliabhatt: eclipse... what eclispe? nonsense, sabke 2 lips hote hein!
Srk is not seeing karan johar anymore. when asked about the reason for the dissociation, he remarked - "it's kaafi with karan"!
Sunny leone: "ragini mms 2" mein main sab ko dara dungi. pappu: darr to aapki pehle ki movies mein bhi lagta tha... kahi peechhe se mummy ya papa na aa jayein!
What did jaya say to abhishek when she saw amitabh coming home in a 'rickshaw'? rickshey mein toh woh tumhaare baap lagte hein!
Gabbar: ye haath mujhe de de, thakur. thakur: le le... mere haath lele... basanti ke bhi le le... jai aur veeru ke bhi lele... ramu kaka ke bhi le le... octopus ban ja, kutte! . .. ... gabbar: sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho geya!
What is common between a cardiologist and gabbar singh? both say, . .. ... .... "tunhe namak khaya hai, ab goli kha!"