Mr.x in bio practical exam: exmr: see d bird leg & tell its name mr x: i dnt know exmr: u fail in exam?.. tell me ur name? mr x: now u see my leg & tel mine..! :p
Examiner: y r u under tension? did u forget admit card,id,or calculator? student: no sir! by mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s bit today..
To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!
1 week before the exam v refer- foreign author 1 day before exam v refer local author on the day of the exam we r the authors…!
It is time 4 examination.. study with concentration., english with punctuation… maths with calculation.. biology with classification.. chemistry with combination.. now where is time 4 relaxation.
Paavam i drink tv while watching c0ffee i switch 0ff bed when i lay 0n lights i eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple c0nfused? inshort i m a studnt & my exams r near:-)
Questions are like bullets. a single pen cant attack all enemies.. dont worry, lets keep bulletproof material called bits..
Say no to exams it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Doctors after operation, and, students after exams, have same thing to say.. we tried our best.. right now we can’t say anything..
Exams are like girlfriends: 1. too many questions. 2. difficult to understand. 3. too much explaination is needed. 4. result is always fail .
Only place where u feel totally alone.., even if surrounded by people whom u know.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (ayyo, exam hall :’(:p
Aeroplane wright brothers cycle macmillan telephone graham bell telescope galileo exams ? ? ? saale ko dhundo re, pakad k marenge!!