Six things boys do in exam hall: 1. counting no of girls.. 2. sighting the lady superviser.. 3. counting how many windows & doors.. 4. seeing the brand name of the pen.. 5. feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying.. 6. think to study well atleast for next exam.
Professor – fools ask so many questions which make a wise man go mad. pappu – you are right sir, we go through a similar situation during our exams.!
Height of laziness:-) dad:y didn't attnd exam? son-paper was tuff. dad:witout going how do u know? son:paper had leaked out last week
Ever noticed dat d... longest 5 mins.in d world r.. the last 5 mins. of a lecture...! while the shortest 5 mins...? r the last 5 mins. of an exam!!!
Student- give me some xtratym give me some brain give me another chance 2 write my paper once again.. examiner- na nananana, na na nananana........... by; sk.irfan
Techr- udas q ho kya pen pencil ya roll no. bhul gye student - sir dimag kharab mat kro. yha me galat subject ka frra le aaya hu or aapko pen pencil ki padi hai. sunderpal
Wo mud mud k dekh rahi thi hame hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe hum unhe wo hume wo hume hum unhe kyoki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha na hume
Fact. . . . . . . . . agar hand writing ki baat karen to exam ke aakhiri 15 min mein har student mein doctor ki aatma aa jati hai.
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kar deta to har exam k pehle premium bhar deta, pass hota to thik varna insurance claim kar deta.
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - sir peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
After examination- 1st benchers- paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd benchers- are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd benchers- pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai, 4th benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, last benchers- "abe paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya