Once upon a time, i used to find board exams difficult, now the board finds it difficult to hold exams!
Two commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation. one: oh! sorry yaar, i heard about your breakup. is it true? two: yup! one: you must be sad na? two: no yaar... since we're commerce students, i have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
When i want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me. and i believe that one should love the one who loves us!
student service announcement: if class is not a place to sleep; . . . . . . then home is not a place to study!
tit for tat: in exams, they give me questions which i don't know. so i give them answers which they don't know!
murder of english: a diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said: "don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"
A boy to a girl before an examination: hey, all the best! girl: all the best to you, too! the girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed. . . . . moral: only boys wish from the heart!