The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
Exam rules by newton: half of what you read is waste; half of the rest you don't understand; half of what you understand you won't remember; and the half of what you remember is never asked!
Side effects of exams: a guy went to a restaurant. he wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'menu' is called. so he asked the waiter, "syllabus lana, zarra!"
Exams are like girl friends: too many questions. difficult to understand. more explanation is needed. result is always failure!
The funniest situation in student life: when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheets"!
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers: mechanical engineers build weapons, and civil engineers build targets!
One of the best misconception in school/college life: . . . . . teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment!
With every wrong answer that i write in my exam... my future honeymoon tends to shift from mauritius to mahabaleshwar!