Dentist: i have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. patient: and how much will it cost? dentist: it's 1500. patient: what?! 1500 for just a few minutes work? dentist: i can extract it very slowly if you like!
Doctor to patient: you are very sick. patient: can i get a second opinion? doctor: yes, you are very ugly too!
Doctor: ji haan batao, kya takleef hai? girl: ultiyan ho rahi hain! doctor: kya khaya tha? girl: pyar mein dhokha! doctor sahib!
Doctor: i think this patient is dying. what blood type is he? nurse: b positive. doctor: okay. i don't think this patient is dying!
A doctor calls up the radio station: hi, i'd like you to play the song 'tu hai ki nahi' from the movie 'roy'. rj: nice choice, to whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? doctor: to my patient on ventilator!
Patient: doctor main roj 100 rs. ki dawa lekar ja raha hun but koi faida nahi hua! doctor: achha chalo aaj se 80 rs. ki lekar jao. patient: usse kya hoga? doctor:arre 20 rs. ka faida hoga!
Santa took his dad for a routine check-up. doctor: your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty. santa: but he's eighty. doctor: see? what did i tell you?
An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month. visiting a doctor is . . . . . a lot cheaper. sp be practical!
Why is it that you wait 6 weeks for a doctor's appointment and then he says, "i wish you'd come to me sooner"?