Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin: my diagnosis.my treatment - 500 your differential diagnosis - 1000 your google doubts - 1500 your diagnosis. my treatment - 2000 your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
Doctor: i've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem. patient: great, how often do i have to take it? doctor: every two hours!
Doctor: do you smoke? patient: yes. doctor: alcohol? patient: yes, every day. doctor: exercise? patient: never. doctor: women? patient: plenty. doctor: can we be friends?
After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic. doctor: what did you have for lunch? girl: i ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke. doctor: instagram nahi hai yeh, sach mein kya khaya tha woh batao? girl: tinde ki sabzi aur roti!
Patient: doctor, i'm having some trouble with my breathing. doctor: don't worry, i'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor: do you exercise? me: yes, i'm a runner. doctor: what kind of a runner? me: i run from my problems!
Doctor: your case is quite complicated. patient: why doctor? what happened? doctor: you got a disease from the chapter which i left as optional during my studies!
If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should i trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
Dentist: this will hurt a little. patient: ok. dentist: i've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
Doctor: hey, how are you? patient: i am good. doctor: then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
Reporter to doctor: what was the biggest mistake of your life? doctor: two years ago, i increased my consultation fees from rs. 300 to rs. 500!