Computers and Internet Messages

Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!

We can't upload luck;
We can't download time;
And Google can't give all the answers in life.
So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life!

If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?

I love hanging out with people who make me forget to look at my phone!

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

It's not bad to be a dumb.
Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!

A bunch of us are getting together at my place Saturday night to ignore each other and stare at our phones. Would you like to come?

Which was the world's 1st computer?
An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam!

Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's App for that, it's called RESPECT!

I am so glad I was young, wild and crazy before there were cell phones and evidence!

I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!

I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?