Computers and Internet Messages

Somewhere:
An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!

Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?

Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!

Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!

The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!

A clean house indicates that the net is down!

Dear Parents,
If you want to find out where your son/daughter is in the house, simply
"Turn off"
the
"Wi-fi"
and wait!

Autocorrect was so annoyinf, I changev it in the settingf.....
Now my lifd has become so simple!