Alcohol Messages

Sometimes I turn to God,
Sometimes I turn to Vodka.
Either way, I'm being guided by A Spirit!

Alcohol doesn't mend a broken heart, but then there is no harm trying!

I'm in a good place right now.
Not emotionally... just that I'm at the liquor store!

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser.
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And Vodka makes you not remember any of that crap!

Don't be sad, somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours!

Stop trying to make everyone happy. You are not...
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Tequila!

They say never drink before 8 PM.
It must be 8 PM somewhere in the world!

Did you know that drinking 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit!

Most conflicts can be resolved over drinks!

I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work!

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy scotch.
That's the kind of same thing!

Whatever your troubles, the answer is never at the bottom of a bottle.
It's usually about halfway down the second!