Alcohol Messages

I have a Punjabi friend who doesn't drink. I think he is adopted!

I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem...
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Chemically speaking, it's a solution.

Oh, they said run... I thought they said rum!

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer!

Someone sent me a message about using Vodka for cleaning around the house.
It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked!

I'm never drinking again = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone!

If life gives you a lemon... always take it with a pinch of salt and a shot of Tequila!

Exercise makes you look and feel better;
But so does 'Tequila'!

Happiness comes in four sizes:
Glass
Pint
Pitcher
Barrel

I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am!

I am not an alcoholic. I just have a lots of reasons to celebrate!

Alcohol doesn't make you a different person. It just amplifies who you really are.