Sindhi (Pathan Se): Yaar Redio Aur Akhbar Men Kya Fark Hai? Pathan (Bahut Sochne Ke Baad): Fark Kuch Jyada Nahin Hai Milti To Donon Se Khabren Hi Hain Par Akhbar Radio Se Jyada Faydemand Hai Sindhi: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Yaar Ab Rediyo Men Tum Rotiyan To Nahin Lapet Sakte N
Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Mujhe Lagta Hai Mujhe Juton Se Allergy Hai" Doctor: Kyon Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai Tumhen? Pathan: Kyonki Doctor Sahab Jab Bhi Main Jute Pahne Subah Uthta Hu To Mera Sir Bahut Dard Karta Hai
Sindhi(Pathan Se): Aur Batao Tumhara Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai? Pathan: Bas Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par Ab To Jel Men Hai Sindhi: Jel Men Wo Kyon? Pathan: Vo Dukan Hathaude Se Kholi Thi N
Sindhi(Pathan Se): Yaar Tumhara Janmadin Kab Aata Hai? Pathan: Nahin Yaar Mera Janmdin Nahin Aata Sindhi: Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai? Janmadin To Sabka Aata Hai Pathan: Vo Main Raat Ko Paida Hua Tha Isliye Mera Janm Din Nahin Aata
Pathan Aur Sindhi Apas Men Baten Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata? Pathan: Yaar Bachpan Men... Main Bahut Takatwar Tha Sindhi: Achchha... Vo Kaise? Pathan: Ammi Kahti Hai Bachpan Men Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sir Par Utha Leta Tha
Pathan: Maine Kal Ek Sapna Dekha Sindhi: Achha Kya Dekha Sapne Me? Pathan: Yaar Kuch Dikhai Hi Nahin Diya Sindhi: Kyon? Pathan: Vo Meri Aakhen Band Thi N Isliye
Pathan: Maine Aapki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Hua Kuch Kharabi Hai Kya? Pathan: Ha Ek Mahina Ho Gaya Use Khet Men Boye Hue Abhi Tak Murgi Nahin Ugi
Sindhi: Oye Tu Vahan Kone Men Kyon Baitha Hai? Pathan: Sardi Bahut Hai N Isliye Sindhi: Sardi Hai To Kone Men Kya Tapmaan Jyada Hai? Pathan: Ha Tumhe Nahin Pata Kona 90 Digri Ka Hota Hai
Sindhi: Tum Ye Int Liye Kyon Fir Rahe Ho? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Main Apna Ghar Bechna Chahta Hu Aur Ye Uska Namuna Hai
Pathan Ki Begam(Romantic Hote Hue): Suniye Ji Mujhe Ek Pappi Chahiye Pathan: Lo Ghar Men Khane Ke Lale Pade Hain Inko Kutta Rakhna Hai
Pathan Apne Sasural Gaya To Uski Saas Ne Bade Hi Adab Se Pucha "Jamai Ji Kya Bangan Sharif Pakaa Lu Ya Aap Aalu Mohatram Khana Pasand Karenge?" Pathan: Main To Gunahgar Banda Hu Inke Kabil Kaha.. Aap Ko Begairat Saa Murgaa Paka Len
Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bimari Hai Ki Khane Ke Baad Bhuk Nahi Lagti Sone Ke Baad Nind Nahin Ati Kaam Karun To Thak Jata Hu Kuch Ilaj Batao" Doctor: Aisa Karo Sari Rat Dhoop Men Baitho Thik Ho Jaoge