Pathan Ki Begam Raat Ko: Suniye Jara Uthiye Aur Dekhiye Almari Ke Paas Chor Khada Hai Pathan: Uske Paas Hathiyar Hua To? Begam: Are Aap Ghabrao Mat Aapka To Insorence Hai Par Gahanon Ka Nahin Hai
Pathan Pahali Bar Apani Begam Ko Lene Sasural Gaya To Uska Jam Kar Swagat! Hua Khane Ko Alag Alag Tarah Ke Pakvaan Banaye Gaye Khana Khaate Vakt Saas Ne Pucha "Damad Ji Aapko Kaun Si Dish Pasand Hai?" Pathan Sharmaate Hue Bola "Ji
Pathan: Yaar Tum Jaante Ho Maine Tin Shadiyan Ki Par Tinon Biviyan Mar Gai Samajh Men Nahin Aata Ki Main Kya Karun? Sindhi: Bas Ab Aurat Jaat Par Raham Kar
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Abe Dhayan Se Padh Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo
Pathan Apne Doston Ke Saath Baitha Jua Khel Raha Tha Ki Pulis A Gayi Pathan Bhag Kar Pulis Ki Gadi Men Baith Gaya Pulis Vaala: Ham Yaha Tumhen Pakadane Aaye Hain Aur Tum Giraftar Hone Se Pahle Khud Hi Gadi Men Aakar Baith Gae Kyon? Pathan: Pichhali Baar Jab Main Pakda Gaya Tha To Mujhe Gadi Men Khade Khade Hi Jana Pada Tha Isliye
Ek Bar Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Suna Hai Aap Marij Lane Wale Ko Kamishan Dete Hain" Doctor: Kaha Hai Marij? Pathan: Ji Main Hi Hu
Pathan Ek Lambi Si Pipe Se Hukka Pi Raha Tha Sindhi: Itne Lambe Pipe Se Hukka Kyon Pi Rahe Ho? Pathan: O Yaar Doctor Ne Tambaku Se Dur Rahne Ko Kaha Hai
Pathan: Meri Bivi Bijali Hai Bijali Sindhi: To Jara Usse Puch Ki Har Do Ghante Baad Kahan Chali Jaati Hai?
Pathan Ki Begam Ne Namaaz Padh Kar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye Par Kuch Nahin Maga Aur Hath Niche Kar Liye Pathan: Yah Kya Tumne Dua Kyon Nahin Magi? Begam: Mangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki Allah Aapki Tamam Mushkilen Khatm Kar De Fir Socha Kahin Main Hi Na Khatm Ho Jaun
Pathan: Kal Ek Pahalavan Ne Mere Bhai Ko Pita Mujhe Pata Laga To Main To Sidha Uske Ghar Ghus Gaya Sindhi: To Fir Kya Hua? Pathan: Vahi Jo Mere Bhai Ke Sath Hua Pahalavan Ne Mujhe Bhi Khub Pita
Sindhi: Pathan Bhai Tum Bajar Ja Rahe Ho To Mere Liye Ek Shisha Lekar Aana Jisme Main Apna Chehara Dekh Saku Pathan: Thik Hai Pathan Ke Bajar Se Wapas Aane Ke Baad: Sindhi: Bhai Le Aaye Shisha? Pathan: Nahin Bhai Mila Hi Nahin Jo Bhi Shisha Main Uthaata Tha Usme Mera Hi Chehra Dikhai De Raha Tha Aapka Nahin
Pathan Ek Dukan Men Gaya Pathan: 2 BHK Ka Kya Bhav Hai? Dukandar: Ye Redimed Kapdon Ki Dukan Hai Pathan: Lekin Bahar To Likha Hai "Flat 70% Off"!