Ek Pathan Bahut Pareshan Baitha Tha! Dost: Tum Itne Pareshaan Kyon Ho? Pathan: Yaar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hain Lekin Mere 2! Aisa Kyon?
Ek Aadmi Hospital Men Ro Raha Tha! Pathan: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Aadmi: Blad Test Karana Hai Aur Ungali Katni Padegi! Yah Sunkar Pathan Bhi Rone Laga! Aadmi: Tum Kyon Rone Lage? Pathan: Maine Bhi Peshab Test Karana Hai!
Ek Bar Yuddh Men Pathan Ne Buletprof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pahni Thi! Jab Uske Saathi Ne Pucha To Pathan Ne Jawab Diya "O Jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kya Ghusegi"!
Doctor: Sir Par Chot Kaise Lagi? Pathan: Main Apni Hawai Chappal Se Divar Men Keel Thonk Raha Tha! Doctor: Usse Chot Ka Kya Lenadena? Pathan: Usi Vakt Mere Padosi Ne Kaha Ki Kabhikabhi Dimag Ka Bhi Istemaal Kar Liya Karo!
Ek Sindhi Ke Ghar Uska Pathan Dost Aaya! Sindhi: Bhai Taklif Na Karen Batayen Chay Chalegi Ya Thanda? Pathan: Isme Taklif Ki Kya Baat Hai Chay Banane Tak Thanda Hi Sahi!
Pathan: Doctor Sahab "Plastic Sarjari" Karvane Me Kitna Kharcha Aayega? Doctor: Do Lakh! Pathan: Agar 'Plastic' Hamara Ho To?
Pathan: Mere Marne Ke Baad Tumhen Mere Jaisa Dusra Aadmi Nahin Milega! Salma: Tumhen Kisne Kah Diya Ki Main Dusra Aadmi Bhi Tumhare Jaisa Hi Chahati Hun!
Pathan Apni Ammi Se "Ammi Mujhe Meri Ek Chhoti Bahan Chahiye"! Salma: Beta Abbu Lahor Gae Hain Unke Aane Ke Baad Ham Sochenge! Pathan Thoda Sochkar Bola "Kyon N Ham Abbu Ko Serprise Den!
Patrakar: Khan Sahab Aap Yah Batayen Ki Platform Par Khade Sabhi Pathan Kaise Mare? Pathan: Ek Bar Suchna Prasaran Hui Ki Gadi Platform Par A Rahi Hai Sabhi Ne Patri Par Chhalang Laga Di! Patrakar: Fir Aap Kaise Bach Gae? Pathan: Main Khudkhushi Ke Liye Patri Par Leta Tha Aur Maine Prasaran Suna To Main Palatform Par Jakar Let Gaya!
Pappu: Yaar Pariksha Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gai! Banti: Yah To Bahut Badhiya Baat Hai! Pappu: Ha! Pen Pencil Skal Rabada Sab Taiyar Hain Bas Ab Padhana Baki Hai!
Pathan Khali Kagaj Ko Barbar Chum Raha Tha Dost: Ye Kya Hai? Pathan: Prem Patra Hai Dost: Magar Ye To Khali Hai? Pathan: O Yara Hamara Garlfrend Gungi Hai