Pathan Apne Dost Ke Bete Ko "Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Dost Ka Beta: Men "Aman Sc"(M.Sc.) Kar Raha Hu Pathan: Beta Jo Marji Karo Par Sathsath Padhai Jari Rakho
Pathan: Darling Dekho Mahangaai Kitni Badh Gai Hai Chhochhoti Chije Bhi Kharidna Kitna Mushkil Ho Raha Hai? Salma: Aaj Tum Fir Se Meri Piche Se Maroge Kyonki Candom Nahin Kharida Hoga!
Pathan Dukandar Se "Bhai Sahab Is Kapade Ka Kya Rate Hai?" Dukandar: 150 Rupaye Meter Pathan: 130 Rupaye Meter Dena Hai? Dukandar: Sahab Itna To Ghar Men Padata Hai Pathan: Achchha To Ham Aapke Ghar Se Le Lenge
Pathan: Roj Subah 100 Ladakiyan Mera Intjar Karti Hain Dost: Are Vah Vo Kaise? Pathan: O Yara Main Ladkiyon Ke College Ki Bas Driver Lag Gaya Hu
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya To Sochne Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Kaam Karna Tha? Sochta Raha Sochta Raha . .. ... Raat Ko 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki O Khuda Aaj To Jaldi Sona Tha
Salma Bathrum Se Nahakar Nikali To Uska Shauhar Use Ghur Raha Tha Salma Bade Pyar Se Boli "Romantic Hokar Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya Ji?" Pathan 2 Thappad Markar Bola . .. ... "Mere Garm Pani Se Kyon Nahi?"
Mujarim: Koshish Karna Umra Kaid Ho Fansi Na Ho Pathan Vakil: Tum Bilkul Bhi Chinta Na Karo Kort Ke Faisle Ke Baad: Mujarim: Kya Hua? Pathan: Badi Mushkil Se Umra Kaid Karvai Adalat To Tumhe Riha Kar Rahi Thi
Salma Ghar Men Bakari Lekker I To Pathan Bola "Is Bhains Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho?" Salma: Dikhta Nahin Bakri Hai? Pathan: Bakri Se Hi To Puch Raha Hu
Salma: Bakre Ki Juban Pakai Hai Khaoge? Pathan: Nahin Main Kisi Ke Munh Se Nikali Hui Chij Nahin Khata Salma: To Fir Anda Bana Do?
Doctor: Jab Aapko Malum Tha Ki Gadi Ek Ladki Chala Rahi Thi To Aapko Sadak Ke Side Par Chalna Chahiye Tha Pathan Marij Rote Hue "Kaun Si Sadak Ke Side Doctor Sahab? Main To Bagiche Men Jangalpani Ke Lie Lota Lekar Baitha Hua Tha Ki Vahi Par Thok Diya"A
Salma: Apna Baccha Ab Chalne Laga Hai Pathan: Kab Se? Salma: Pichhle 8 Dinon Se Pathan: O Yara Tum Ab Bata Rahi Ho Vo To Kitni Door Nikal Chuka Hoga
Garlfrend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena Maine Tumse Yah Baat Chhipai Ki Meri Mangani Ho Chuki Hai . .. ... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Aao Tumhen Main Apani Begam Aur Bachchon Se Milwata Hun