Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Se Kaha "Is Ghadi Ko Thik Karne Ka Kya Loge?" Ghadisaaj: Jo Kimat Aap Ko Padi Thi Uska Aadha De Dena! Agale Din Ghadi Thik Karane Ke Bad Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Ko Do Thappad Mar Diye! Ghadisaaj Ne Pucha "Mujhe Thappad Cu Mare?" Pathan Ne Jhat Se Javab Diya "Jab Maine Ghadi Lene Ki Jaid Ki Thi To Mere Abbu Ne Mujhe Char Thappad Mare The!"
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Pathan 2 Meter Lambi Pipe Se Hukka Pi Raha Tha! Dost: Itne Lambe Pipe Se Kyon Pi Raha Hai! Pathan: Yaar Doctor Sahab Ne Tambaku Se Dur Rahne Ko Kaha Hai!
Adhyapak: Kaun Si Chidiya Sabse Tej Udati Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Hathi! Adhyapak: Nalayak Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Ji Vo 'Al Kayda' Men Kam Karte Hain! Adhyapak: Shabas! Bachcho Likho Uttar 'Hathi!'
Pathan Ne Sicil Se Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Bola "Aap Bahut Kismat Waale Ho!" Aadmi: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Aaj Hamari Chhutti Hai Nahi To Ham 'Trak' Chalata Hai!
Pathan: Jab Ham Chhota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darkht Par Chadh Jata Tha! Dost: Yah To Bahut Bada Darkht Hai Tum Is Par Kaise Chadh Jaate The? Pathan: Us Vakat Ye Darkht Bhi Chhota Hota Tha!
Thanedar: Jab Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Char Latth Hampar Aur Ek Latth Meri Begam Par Baja Tha! Thanedar: Main Puchta Hun Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha? Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Men To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi!
Jaj: Tumhara Kya Khyal Hai Yah Aadmi Kaise Mara? Pathan (Gavah): Hujur Yah Bachpan Se Hi Bhulakkad Kism Ka Aadmi Tha! Mera Khyal Hai Ki Yah Saans Lena Bhul Gaya Hoga!
Dost: Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan: Zebra (Zebra) Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Kyonki Vo "Black And Wight" Hai!
Dost Ne Pathan Ko Pucha "Khan Sahab Aap To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wale The Na?" Pathan: Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Meri Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!
Pathan: Kal Meri Jumme Ki Namaj Nikal Gai! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Imaam Sahab Bole "Mobile Band Kar Do! Mobile To Main Ghar Par Hi Chhodkar Gaya Tha Aur Jab Band Karke Aaya To Namaz Nikal Gai!