Pathan: Station Jaane Ke Kitne Paise Loge? Riksha Wala: 50 Rupaye! Pathan: 20 Rupaye Le Lo! Riksha Wala: 20 Rupaye Main Kaun Leker Jayega? Pathan: Tum Pichhe Baitho Ham Lekker Jayegen!
Pathan Ne Apane Bachche Ka Naam Amerika Rakh Liya! Logon Ne Pucha Ki Vah To Aapka Dushman Hai Fir Bhi Aapne Apne Bachche Ka Naam Amerika Rakh Liya? Pathan Ne Kaha "Ham Duniyan Ko Batana Chahte Hain Ki Pathan Amerika Ka Baap Hai!
Safina: Tum Kitne Mote Ho Gae Ho? Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho! Safina: Par Main To Maa Banne Wali Ho! Pathan: To Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
Pathan: Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Fir? Pathan: Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Lekin Vo Tha Kaun? Pathan: Mera Beta!
Ek Din Pathan Apni Begam Ke Sath Ghumne Ja Raha Tha! Tabhi Ek Ladke Ne Aak Mari! Pathan: Tujhe Sharm Nahin Aati Mujhe Aak Marta Hai! Ladaka: Maine Tujhe Nahin Teri Bivi Ko Aak Mari Hai! Pathan: Maaf Karna Yaar Maine Tujhe Aise Hi Galat Samjha!
Ek Bed Par Tin Pathan So Rahe The! Tinon Ko Jagah Kam Pad Rahi Thi! Ek Pathan Uthkar Niche So Gaya! To Baki Donon Pathan Bole "Wapas Aaja Ab Jagah Ban Gayi Hai!"
Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Pathan: Ab Uth Bhi Ja Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aaya Hai! Salman: To Kya Hua Abbu! Vah Sota Bhi To Mujhse Buhat Pahle Hai!
Pathan Shadi Men Bahut Der Tak Khana Kha Raha Tha! Kisi Ne Pucha Kab Tak Khaoge? Pathan: Main To Khud Khakha Ke Dukhi Hu! Par Kya Karu Card Men Likha Tha Dinner 7 Pi Em Se 10 Pi Em!
Pathan Akhabar Padate Huye "Begam Main Iss Mulk Ke Halat Sudhar Dunga!" Begam: Pahle Apne Halaat To Sudhar Lo Subah Se Meri Salwar Pahne Ghum Rahe Ho!
Ek Pathan Rel Ki Patari Par So Gaya! Sindhi Dost: Tran Aag To Mar Jaoge! Pathan: Mere Upar Se Havai Jahaj Gujar Gaya To Kuchh Nahin Hua Tran Kya Chij Hai?
Pathan 1: Yaar "Bill Gates" Bhi Ajib Hai! Pathan 2: Woh Kaise? Pathan 1: Naam Gates Hai Aur Banata Vindos Hai!