Pulis: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Fansi Di Jayegi! Pathan: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Pulis: Tum Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Pathan: Main To Uthata He Subah 9 Baje Hu!
Pathan Ne "Faders De" Par Apane Bap Ko Card Bheja Aur Us Men Yah Panktiyan Likhi "Full To Bahut Hain Gulab Jaisa Koi Nahin; Mere Baap To Bahut Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahin!"
Pathan 1: Agar Vo Meri Nahin Hui To Main Use Kisi Aur Ki Bhi Nahin Hone Dunga! Pathan 2: To Iska Matlab Hai Ki Agar Vo Teri Ho Gayi To Sabki Hone Dega?
Ek Baar Pathan Apne Kharab Pet Ke Ilaj Ke Liye Doctor Ke Paas Gaya! Doctor Ne Kaha "Tum Pani Ubal Kar Piya Karo!" Pathan Ne Doctor Ki Buhat Pitai Ki! Dost Ne Pucha "Tumne Aisa Ku Kiya?" Pathan Bola "Bevkuf Itni Garmi Men Kahta Hai Ki Pani Ubal Kar Piyo"!
Pathan Ki Khub Pitai Hui! Pata Hai Kyon? Kyonki Woh Janm Divas Ki Parti Men Muft Ka Khana Khate Hue Pakda Gaya! Aur Kahane Laga Men Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hu!
Narsee: Mubarak Ho Aap 'Abbu' Ban Gae Hain! Pathan: Yah Meri Patni Ko Mat Batana Main Use 'Serprise' Dunga"!
Jyotshi: Tumhare Jivan Men 6 Ladkiyan Hain! Pathan: Vah Kya Baat Hai? Jyotshi: Jyada Khush Hone Ki Bat Nahin Hai Tumhare "Rashi Fal" Ke Hisab Se Tumhari Ek Gharwaali Aur 5 Betiyan Hongi!
Pathan: Darling Main Tumse Nikah Nahin Kar Sakta Kyonki Mera Parivar Mujhe Ijajat Nahin De Raha! Garlfrend: Aap Ke Parivar Men Kaunkaun Hai? Pathan: Meri Patni Aur 3 Bachche!
Pathan Raatbhar Mujara Dekhta Raha Subah Mujare Wali Boli Raatbhar Hamne Aapko Khush Kiya Hai Ab Aap Hamko Khush Kar Dijie!Pathan To Chal Main Nachta Hun Tu Dekh!
Pathan Shadi Ke Liye Ek Ladaki Dekhne Ke Liye Gaya! Ladaki Ki Maa: Ladki Abhi Padhai Kar Rahi Hai! Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Main Do Ghante Ke Baad Aata Hu!
Medical Student Pathan Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Ek Khat Dekar Kaha "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Use Jawab Diya "Tumhara Blad Groop Be Positive Hai!"