Pathan Ke Ghar Shaadi Ke Bees Saal Baad Bachcha Hua Aur Pathan Udas Ho Gaya! Padosi Ne Pucha "Yaar Tu Udaas Kyon Hai?" Pathan Apna Thobra Latka Ke Bola " Bees Saal Baad Bachcha Hua Aur Vo Bhi Chhota Sa!"
Pathan Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Aur Ek Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha! Dost: Yah Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Ham Khandani Amir Log Hain! Roj Chicken Ke Sath Roti Khate Hain!
Pathan College Men Ladki Se Bola "I Lav Yu"! Aur Fir Ladki Ko Bola "Ab Tum Bhi Mujhe Bolo"! Ladki: Main Abhi Jakar Sar Ko Bolti Hu! Pathan: Vo Pagal Ki Bachchi Sar Shadi Shuda Hain; Tum Mujhe Bolo Mujhe!
Pathan 1: Agar Duniya Men Light N Hoti To Ham Te.Ve. Kaise Dekhte? Pathan 2: Are Sidhi Si Bat Hai Mombatti Jala Kar!
Manager: Khan Sahib Mubarak Ho! Aap Select Ho Gae Hain Aur Aapki Pagar Das Hazar Mahina Hai! Agale Sal Yah Tis Hazar Ho Sakti Hai! Pathan: Thik Hai Fir Main Agle Saal Hi Aata Hu!
Pathan Ki Mangani Hui To Use Pata Chala Ki Uski Mangetkar Kisi Aur Ke Sath Chakkar Tha! Tab Usane Yah Kahkar Mangani Tod Di Ki "Vah Agar Kisi Aur Ki Nahin Ho Saki To Meri Kya Hogi?"
Pathan: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chay To Bana Do! Begam: Main Nahin Bana Rahi! Pathan: Bana De N Jab Tera Yaar Aayega To Main Bhi Bana Dunga!
Bhikhari: Mujhe Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta Hai! Pathan: Kal Ka Salan Kha Loge? Bhikhari: Ji Ha Bilkul! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Kal Aana!
Pathan Ko Puri Raat Macharon Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya! Uska Dimag Ghum Gaya Aur Usane Jahar Pi Liya Aur Bola "Ab Kato Salo Sabke Sab Maroge"!
Trafic Pulis: Khan Sahib Aap 120 Ki Speed Se Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pathan: Tum Logon Ne Hi To Side Wale Bard Par Likha Hai "Yaad Rakhen Ghar Par Koi Aapka Intjaar Kar Raha Hai"!
Pathan: Ham Bachpan Men Bahut Takatwar Tha! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Hamara Ma Kahta Hai Jab Ham Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Par Utha Leta Tha!
Ek Pathan Ne Kapade Ki Dukaan Kholi! Usi Men Property Ka Kaam Bhi Shuru Kar Diya!Aur Fir Dukan Ke Samne Hi Tandur Bhi Laga Liya! Ek Jaankar Ne Pucha "Dukaan Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hai?" Roti Kapda Aur Makan!