Pathan Ne Juh Men Sher Ka Pinjara Khula Chhod Diya! Officer: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjara Lok Nahin Kiya? Pathan: Kya Jarurat Hai Sahab! Itne Khaufnaak Janvar Ko Kaun Chori Karega?
Pathan Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Itane Men Pulis A Gai To Pathan Ne Charas Chhupa Diya; Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Apne Walid Ke Liye Dua Kar Raha Hu; Pulis: Ye To Kisi Bachche Ka Kabra Hai; Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Men Mar Gaya Tha!
Pathan: "I Am Going" Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai! Santa: Main Ja Raha Hu! Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap Bhi Nahin Ja Sakta Pahle Matlab To Bata!
Pathan Ne Dariya Men Dubte Hue Ek Bachche Ko Bacha Liya Aur Thodi Der Baad Dubara Dariya Me Fenk Diya! Ek Rahgir Ne Karan Pucha To Pathan Bola Ke Purani Kahavat Hai "Neki Kar Dariya Me Daal!"
Pathan: Ham 25 Bhai Bahan Hain! Ladki: Kya Aap Ke Ghar Family Planning Wale Nahin Aaye? Pathan: Aaye The Skool Samajh Ke Vapas Chale Gaye!
Pathan Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Par Rakhkar Bajar Le Gaya! Uske Dost Ne Pocha "Bhai Jaan Darvaaja Bechna Hai Kya?" Pathan Bola "Nahin Yaar Tala Khulvana Hai!"
Pathan `Pe.Si.O.` Men Gaya! Jeb Se Mobile Nikala Aur Baat Karke Bahar A Gaya! `Pe.Si.O.` Ke Maalik Ne Pucha "Jab Tumhare Paas Mobile Tha To `Pe.Si.O.` Me Kyon Aaye? Pathan Bola " Meri Garlfrend Ne Kaha Tha `Pe.Si.O.` Se Phon Karonge To Kam Painse Lagenge!"
Madam: Pathan Batao Jamin Aur Chand Ka Aapas Men Kya Rishta Hain! Pathan : Bhai Bahan Ka! Madam: Vo Kaise! Pathan : Kyonki Log Chand Ko Mamu Aur Jamin Ko Maa Kahte Hai!
Chor Ne Ek Mahila Ka Pars Chori Kiya Aur Usme Se Use 1000 Rupaye Mile! Ek Pathan Ne Yah Sab Dekh Liya To Us Chor Ne Pathan Se Kaha Ki Jo Rakam Use Mili Hai Woh Fiftifty Kar Lenge! Pathan Ne Kaha Thik Hain Lekin Baki Ke 900 Rupaye Ka Woh Kya Karenge!
Pathan Ne Call Karne Ne Liye Fon Milaayaa To Aawaj I: "Is Call Ke Liye Aap Ka Balence Paryapat Nahi Hai!" Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai!
Ek Pathan Apni Bivi Aur 16 Bachcho Ke Saath Dost Ke Ghar Dawat Par Gaya! Dost Ne Itni Badi Famili Dekh Kar Gusse Men Kaha "Heya Heya Nahi I?" Pathan Bade Pyar Se Bola "Nahin Aaj Uska Peper Tha!"
Ek Din Pathan Bete Ke Saath Lakdiyan Katne Ke Liye Jangal Gaya Aur Vapsi Men Raasta Bhul Gaya! Pathan Gusse Me Aakar Apne Bete Ko Hi Marne Laga Aur Bola "Are Kambakt Men To Raasta Bhul Gaya Chal Par Tu To Ghar Ja!"