Pathan Samose Khol Kar Andar Ke Aalu Kha Raha Tha! Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Pura Kyon Nahi Kha Rahe?" Pathan: Baba Doctor Ne Bahar Ki Chij Khane Se Mana Kiya Hai!
Nars: Mubarak Ho Khan Sahab Aap Ke Ghar Ladaka Paida Hua Hai! Pathan: O Mere Khuda Yah Kaisa Technology Hai; Bivi Mera Hospital Men Hai Aur Bachchaa Ghar Paida Hua Hai!
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko Jaan Se Maar Diya Logon Ne Pucha Ki Tumne Apni Bhabhi Ko Kyon Mara? Pathan Bola: O Yaara Main Jisse Bhi Pucha Ki Tum Phon Par Kisse Bat Kar Raha Hai To Vo Kahta Teri Bhabhi Se!
Pathan Kisi Ladaki Ke Ghar Rishta Lekar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap: Hamari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi Hai... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Ham Ek Ghante Bad A Jayega!
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!
Ek Ladaki Park Men Idhar Udhar Ghum Rahi Thi Ek Pathan Ne Pucha Aap Kya Talash Kar Rahi Hain? Ladaki: Sharmati Hue Main Apni Jindagi Ke Liye Hamsfar Talaash Kar Rahi Hu! Pathan: Nahi Mila? Ladaki: Nahi! Pathan: Baji Sadar Se Pata Karo Vahan Se Har Chij Mil Jati Hai!
Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!
Doctor: Motape Ka Ek Hi Ilaj Hai Tum Rojana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! Pathan: 2 Rotiyan Khane Se Pahle Khani Hai Ya Khane Ke Baad?
Jaj Pathan Se: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai Kal Tumhen Fansi Par Latkaya Jayega; Pathan: Wo To Thik Hai Lekin Utaara Kab Jaayega?
Pathan: Ham Yaha Nahi Rahega Hamara Paisa Wapis Karo! Itna Chhota Kamara Aur Ek Stul Tum Hamen Jaanwar Samajhta Hai! Water: Sar Kamre Men To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai!
Pathan Sicil Par Se Ladki Ke Samne Jor Se Gira Aur Fauran Hi Khada Ho Gaya! Ladki: Oh My God! Kya Hua? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Ham Sicil Se Aise Hi Utarta Hai!