Pathan1: Are! Is Bori Par N Baithana Varna Fat Jayegi! Pathan2: Kyon? Is Bori Men Gubbare Hai Kya? Pathan1: Nahin Keel Hai!
Doctor: Pani Ubal Kar Piya Karo! Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Bahut Mara Aur Bola: Bevkuf Itni Garmi Men Kahta Hai Ki Pani Ubal Kar Piyo!
Pathan Tren Men Su Su Kar Ke Aaya Bivi: Aapka Pajama Gila Kyon Hai? Pathan: Toilet Me Likha Hai "Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar N Nikale"A
Pathan Tren Men Su Su Kar Ke Aaya! Bivi: Aapka Pajama Gila Kyon Hai? Pathan: Toilet Me Likha Hai ??Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar N Nikale!`
Marij: Doctor Sahab Yah Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Yah To Mera Hastakshar Hain!
Marij: Doctor Sahab Ye Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Ye To Mera Hastakshar Hai
Pathan: Ye Itne Sare Log Futbol Ko Laat Kyon Maar Rahe Hain? Aadmi: Gol Karne Ke Liye! Pathan: Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge!
Techer: Kayamat Ke Din Jamin Fat Jayegi Aasman Tukde Tukde Ho Jayega! Pathan: Sar To Kya Us Din Skool Se Chhutti Hogi!
Pathan 1 Ramjan Men Dopahar Ko Naswar Laga Raha Tha! Pathan 2: Abe Ye Kya ! Tera Roja Nahin Hai? Pathan 1: Hai! Par Itna Kamjor Nahin Jo Naswar Se Toot Jayega!
Pathan Ke Ek Jumale Ne Fotografer Ko Pagal Kar Diya; Yaara Passport Size Photo Nikalo Lekin Mera Chappal Bhi Aana Chahiye!
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!