Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai! Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon? Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!
Prashn: Pathan Aur Gadhe Men Kaun Si Do Chije Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain! Uttar: Donon Bachpan Men Sundar Hote Hain Aur Bade Hokar Transport Ka Kam Karte Hain!
Techer: Batao Allama Iqbal Kahan Paida Hue Aur Unhonne Kaha Taalim Haasil Ki? Pathan: Vo Aspatal Men Paida Hue Aur Skool Men Taalim Haasil Ki!
Doctor: Davai Hila Kar Piya Karo! Pathan: Oh Ye Badi Mushkil Hoti Hai! Davai Hilane Se Chamche Se Gir Jaati Hai Fir Jamin Se Chatani Padti Hai!
Pathan Ke Ghar Beta Hua Pathan Ne Use God Men Liya Usane Susu Kar Diya! Pathan: Nars Ham Ko Dusra Pees Do Ye Lik Hai!
1 Pathan Apne Kandhe Par Tota Baithakar Ja Raha Tha! Ek Bande Ne Pucha: Yah Kaun Sa Janvar Hai? Tota: Pathan!
1 Pathan Apne Kandhe Par Tota Bithaa Ke Ja Raha Tha! Ek Bande Ne Pucha: Ye Kaun Sa Janvar Hai? Tota: Pathan!
Garl: Mere Abbu Tumhen Bahut Pasand Karte Hain! Pathan (Sharmaate Hue): Par Main Shadi Tumse Hi Karunga!
Garl: Mere Abbu Tumhen Bahut Pasand Karte Hain Pathan Sharmaate Hue "Par Main Shadi Tumse Hi Karunga"A
Pathan 1: Tumhen Pata Hai Ki Garmi Ka Ek Fayda Bhi Hai Pathan 2: Kya? Pathan 1: Vairi Simpal Yaar Sardi Nahin Lagti
Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya Pathan Ne Bura Sa Muhan Bana Ke Thok Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!
Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya To Pathan Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakar Thuk Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!