Pathan Apni Bivi Se Naraj Ho Gaya Aur Apni Bivi Aur Apne Aap Ko Maarne Ka Fansla Kiya! Usane Apani Kanpatti Par Banduk Rakhi Aur Bivi Ko Bola `Khush N Ho Agla Nambar Tera Hai`!
Ek Pathan Sukhe Dariya Men Kishti Chala Raha Tha! Dusra Pathan: Aise Pathanon Ne Hamara Naam Kharab Kiya Hai Agar Mujhe Tairna Aata To Jakar Use Bahut Marta!
Pathan: Apane Ek Saal Ke Bachche Ko Hospital Le Kar Gaya! Doctor: Isko Koi Sakht Chij To Nahin Khilai? Pathan: Nahin Kal Yah Bahut Ro Raha Tha To Bas Ek Chutaki Naswar Di Thi!
Pathan Ka Bachcha: Abbu Hum Ko Baaja Dila Do! Pathan: Nahin Tum Sab Ko Tang Karega! Bachcha: Nahin Abbu! Khuda Kasam Jab Sab Son Jayega Hum Tab Bajayega!
5 Pathan Mil Kar Minar Pakistan Ko Dhakka Laga Rahe The! Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Hamare Ustad Ne Kaha Hai Ki Pakistan Ko Leker Aage Bado!
Pathan: Yaara Hamara Bivi Hum Ko Chhod Kar Chala Gaya! Dost: Tum Us Ko Pyaar Nahin Karte Hoge! Pathan: O Nah Oye Kasam Khuda Ka; Saga Bahan Jaisa Samjhta Tha Usko!
Ek Ladki Tran Se Utar Kar Pathan Se Puchti Hai: Yah Kaun Sa Station Hai? Pathan Ne Socha Socha Aur Socha! Fir Bola: Bahan Ji Yah Relve Station Hai!
Techer: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Nam Hai? Pathan: Gugal Khan! Techer: Ye Kaisa Naam Hai? Pathan: Hum Jaha Bhi Hota Hai Wo Hamko Dhundh Hi Leta Hai!
Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai!
Aadmi: Tumhari Shaadi Kis Se Hui? Pathan: Hamara Ek Aurat Se Shadi Hua Hai! Aadmi: Bevkuf Kabhi Kisi Ka Mard Se Bhi Shaadi Hoti Hai? Pathan: Ha Hamara Bahan Ka Hua Hai!
Ek Pathan Ne Resturent Men Pijja Mangvaya! Water Ne Pucha Ki Pijja Ke 4 Pees Karne Hai Ya 8? Pathan: 8 Pees Kar Do 4 Se Pet Nahin Bharta!